Me: I just got such a nice note from this guy at work.
Me: His daughter got married this weekend. He has three kids - one daughter and two sons.
Primo [impatient because this is a story and stories are not his favorite]: And?
Me: I asked him how the wedding went and he wrote back, "Now I have three sons."
Primo: Just like my parents! When I married you, they embraced you and welcomed you. They said, "Now we have a daughter again!"
Me: Just like that!