Tuesday, May 17, 2016
In which Primo does that sexy thing
If you are married to someone who gets rid of junk right away, this story will not resonate with you.
If you are married to someone who files his important papers in labeled files - if he believes in files, not piles, then this story will not resonate with you.
But if you are married to someone whose office is a black hole sucking junk mail into and who has brought home all of his parents' completely unorganized papers and whose house is being taken over by PAPER and PARENTS' ASHES and UGLY CAT TRINKETS, then you will get why I was so excited when Primo came downstairs with a handful of mail.
"What are you going to do with that?" I asked.
"It's going into the recycling," he said.
"Let's get naked," I said.