Primo: I talked to a lady who said she would have a house party for me!
Me: That's great!
Primo: She wanted to do it on October 11, but that's the night before Yom Kippur.
Me: That's not a good time.
Primo: So it's going to be on October 13,
Primo: Will you go?
Me: Oh man.
Primo: She's going to make black-eyed pea salsa.
Primo: You like black-eyed peas!
Me: Not the way yankees make them. They don't do it right.