In which Primo notes that he should be calling people to ask for money even though [our state's football team] just lost and lost big and people are all, "Well, that's it for this year" and are depressed

Primo: If I were a serious politician, I would be calling people as soon as the game is over.

Me: Right. Because all people want after [the big football team in our state] lose is to hear from a politician.