I have not written anything for a few months because
1. I am lazy
2. Not much has been going on
Except
TED
(Which you knew)
Oh - and Primo did not win. Which was sad. He outperformed other candidates in his party upballot, but that's easy - Primo is a man of integrity who has never lied to or been snarky to the American people. That is, Primo is not a jerk, which is something I cannot say about anyone else who was on the national ballot.
Back to Ted.
Today is Dec 17. It is one week until Christmas. Here is what Ted has been doing over the past few weeks. We know he is working up to asking for money.
1. He texted Primo repeatedly after the election, offering his (unasked-for) opinion. Primo was all stressed because Ted wanted to talk and Primo did not want to talk. I said that just because Ted wants does not mean he gets. Primo never called Ted.
2. He sent Primo an email about some karaoke machine that was on sale, telling Primo that in an alternate universe, he would be giving this to Primo for Christmas.
"He's working up to asking you for money," I said.
3. He sent Primo a text about Nancy, whose birthday was last week. Ted has never commemorated Nancy's birthday before to Primo in any way.
He is going to ask for money. I just know it. The only question is will he send us some pears again this year?
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Sorry that Primo didn't win, but as you point out, this election seemed to favor the jerks. As for Ted, I think you're right - and the anticipation is part of the strategy, a weakening force, or so he may imagine.
ReplyDeleteI think you're giving Ted too much credit. I think Ted thinks he's being subtle and Primo won't realize what he's doing.
DeleteSad for Primo. I hope he'll take that attorney's suggestion and resign from all things having to do with Ted. Ahhh, life without jerks.
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