It has been more than six weeks since the election.
Wonderful people gave time and money to Primo's campaign.
Primo still has not written thank-you notes to them. I am trying not to care, because it's not me and my notes, but man is it stressful. Those people need to be thanked. This needs to be DONE.
On Sunday, Primo came downstairs with what remains of the monogrammed stationery I bought for him years ago. There is only one piece left.
He needs to write way more than one thank-you note.
We found the vendor online. Found some stationery he liked. Found a good price. It's made in the US, which is always a plus - we want our fellow citizens to have good jobs.
"Should I order this for you?" I asked.
No! Not yet!
I wanted to know what additional information he needed to make this decision.
He was not ready.
Every night, I asked again.
No! Not yet!
Last night, he was ready.
"But should I get 100 pieces?" he asked.
"Sure," I said. "It's something you'll use the rest of your life. It's not a perishable."
"But that's a lot."
"If you die before you use it all, I will use it up."
"Your name is not Primo!"
"I will cross it out," I assured him.
Then he told me that he was going to pay extra to guarantee shipping by Christmas (next Sunday).
"If only there had been a way to pay regular shipping and still get it in time," I said.