Me: Mom! You have Primo in the same room as me?
Me: Who are you and what have you done with my mother?
Mom: Well. We are going to eat in the family room and it just seemed like too much trouble to set the trundle bed up there and then have to move it.
Me: But – but inconvenience has never stopped you before! I mean, never ever! When Jenny and I were here with John and her boyfriend for Eve’s wedding and you had the rehearsal dinner in the family room, you still had the guys sleep there.
Mom: I know. But I figured you guys aren’t sleeping in separate rooms all the time in Austin.
Mom: And I left the bundling nightstand between the two beds. So you know – you’re separated.