Primo: Hey! How come you are ironing those napkins?
Me: Because they look nicer when they are ironed.
Primo: I thought you were against ironing.
Me: Not against ironing napkins.
Primo: How come you don't ever want to iron my shirts?
Me: Because I am against ironing other peoples' clothes.
Primo: But shouldn't you be interested in ironing my clothes?
Me: You should have married an ironing woman instead of a golddigger.
Too right.
ReplyDeleteWho irons napkins??! That's outside even my ocd level.
ReplyDeleteFirstWife (may she RIP) loved to iron! She was sad that I don't wear clothing that needs ironing for work.
ReplyDeleteFor this, and many other things, I miss her.