Me: I guess that's something you'll need to attend.
Primo: It's right now. It's from 1:00 to 2:30.
Me: It's already started?
Primo: Yes. A little warning would have been nice.
Me: I guess you'd better get your butt into the shower.
Primo: She could have emailed.
Me: I guess she doesn't know that you don't take a shower unless you are going someplace where you have to be showered.