Older lady: What party is he?
Me: He is running as a Polka Dot.
OL: Oh. We've already made our decision. We usually vote Stripes. [She hands the campaign literature back to me.]
Me: Me, too. But he's my husband. So I'll vote for my husband.
OL: I understand. My, it's hot out there. Would you like a bottle of water?
Me: Yes, I would.
Later.
Me: My husband is running for the state house. We would appreciate it if you would consider voting for him.
Older lady #2: What party is he?
Me: He is running as a Polka Dot.
OL2: I usually vote for the Stripes, but thank you. [She hands the campaign material back to me.]
Me: Yeah, me too. But I'm married to him.
OL2: How does that work?
Me: Well, he's my husband. And I can tell you that he will have to represent both sides if he is elected, because if he doesn't, he will be sleeping in the guest room.
OL2 [Takes campaign literature back]: I'll think about it.
Me: Thank you!
But will you have the moral strength and fortitude to banish Primo's Cute Butt to the spare room?
ReplyDeleteHa! Totally! Lysistrata revisited!
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