Primo: Samantha thinks you're my secret weapon on those.
Me: What do you mean? I'm supposed to get them to vote for you?
Me: And exactly what are these magic words that I am supposed to say to get someone to vote for someone they disagree with? I'm not going to lie.
Primo: I don't know.
Me: Tell Samantha to get me that script. I want to see what she thinks I should say.
* The voter lists show the name of the voter, the age, how of the past three elections he has voted in - it's scary how many people are not on the list because they have not voted in any of them, and the likely party affiliation. I am not pleased that the government has this information or that they give it out.