Wednesday Aug 22 Sauce for the goose

Primo: I went to this house. They had a bumper sticker that said, "I support teachers, not the Koch brothers." But the voter list showed both a Stripe and a Polka Dot, so I knocked.

Me: And?

Primo: It was the husband who answered the door. He's a Stripe, his wife is a Polka Dot. He was nice to me, though.

Me: You sound so surprised.

Primo: He even said that he would give my literature to his wife when she got home.

Me: That's because Stripes are nice people.

Primo: Do you think I would rip it in half if it were someone coming to the door for you?

Me: Maybe not, but I know if I were running for office, you would not be as supportive of me as I am of you.

Primo: Probably not.