Primo: I need to call.
Me: Call what?
Primo: Call my mom and dad.
Me: But you called on Tuesday!
Primo: But today is Thanksgiving. I have to call.
Me: Fine. Get it over with. I have season one of House of Cards. Don't you want to watch?
Primo: Yes. But first I have to fold my clothes.
Me: It's Thanksgiving! You're allowed to be sloppy!
Primo: I like it when it's tidy.
Me: Me, too, but you are doing this to avoid calling.
Primo: I have to call.
Me: So call.
Primo: They'll want to know when I'm coming.
Me: You were just there! You were there in October!
Primo: They'll want to know when I'm coming.
Me: Ask them to look at the weather report for Hell.
Primo: What?
Me: Is it going to freeze?
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