Primo: You made the bed! That's my job.
Me: I know. But you are busy and I am taking the day off, so whatever.
Primo: Oh no!
Primo: The sheets!
Primo: The sheets have to be changed this Saturday.
Primo: I was gone the last time they had to be washed and changed.
Me: I know. That's why I did it. Even though that's your job.
Primo: I should have timed this next trip to Florida to get out of changing the sheets. I am not doing it right.
Me: Hey! You're going downstairs! You're not even taking the things that need to go down!*
Primo: I'm busy!
Me: Would you bring up the laundry? [That he did on Friday]
Primo: I'm. Busy! Besides, for me the laundry is done when it is hanging neatly on the racks.
* Empty plastic bags for kitty litter.