Primo: Will you be up when I get back from the county [political party] meeting?
Me: Probably not.
Primo: But we need to change the kitty litter before I leave tomorrow!*
Me: We can do it now.
Primo: But - I thought we were going to get busy!
Me: OK.
Primo: But the kitty litter!
Me: Either now or you do it by yourself when you get home.
Primo: I can't do it by myself!
Me: Then we have to do it now.
Primo: I thought we were going to get busy!
Me: You have to choose.
Primo: No! You need to stay up!
Me: You could skip the meeting.
Primo: I have to go!
Me: No you don't.
Primo: You mean - I could not go to it?
Me: Which would you rather do? Get busy or hang out with political people?
* Driving to Florida to get the remaining boxes of papers that will take us days to review and to get Sly and Doris' ashes and, I hope, get rid of them before he returns home.
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How come he can't change out the kitty litter by himself? I've never considered changing the cat boxes to be a two person job. Unless this is a euphemism that's going totally over my head!
ReplyDeleteI second this... never had a cat myself but the concept seems pretty straightforward!
DeleteI hold the bag while he pours the used litter into it. Then my work is done.
DeleteThat's a long damn drive for some boxes!
ReplyDeleteI can do it all by myself. Guess there's a trick to it...or you guys just enjoy the companionship. Who changed it while he was gone so often though? Obviously you can do it by yourself but he can't, right? Of course. Men! lol
ReplyDeleteI can do it all by myself. Guess there's a trick to it...or you guys just enjoy the companionship. Who changed it while he was gone so often though? Obviously you can do it by yourself but he can't, right? Of course. Men! lol
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