Thursday, August 25, 2016
In which I consider carefully the thoughtful comments you all left and decide not to say "Hey!" to the high school boyfriend who ditched me right before the prom
Because really, what's to be gained? We were never friends - we were the kissing version of f*** buddies.
[I know. I am sort of a prude. I am still halfway worried that my mom will read this blog and shake her head in disappointment.]
But Ken and I kissed and kissed and kissed and it was very very good kissing.
But we didn't talk much, probably because we didn't have much to talk about.
Which is OK when you are 14. I would rather have been kissing than talking.
We were never friends. There is no friendship to be regained.
It's unlike with Keith, my other high school boyfriend, the one with whom I didn't spend time necking. We kissed only once.
Why? you ask.
Because it turned out that Keith is gay and there is only so much faking a person can do, even when he is not quite sure of things.
We didn't kiss but we talked and we were friends and he hung out at my house and talked to my mom so when I saw him on facebook, I did not hesitate to say hi! and now we are friends and when he has come through town (he is a commercial airline pilot), we have gone out to eat and when we were in Austin, we went out to eat with him.
So - the rules for contacting old boyfriends:
1. They actually have to have been friends
2. They cannot have been jerks.
3. I cannot have been a jerk to them.
Number two rules out the guy from grad school who turned out to be a jerk. Yes, I have googlestalked him, but only because I have this morbid curiosity. I don't ever want to see him again or talk to him again. I do not want him in my life. Shudder.
However. I would be pretty happy, I think, to have my college boyfriend back in my life. I just don't think he would want me in his. I was not kind to him when we broke up. Was I a jerk to him? I don't think I was. I hope I wasn't. I don't know. How do you break up kindly with someone? I didn't want to be mean, but I didn't want to marry him after all. It was not comfortable and he called me for months afterwards, late, late at night, upset, wanting to talk because who else do you talk to about heartbreak except your best friend, which is what we were.
And then I took that from him - and from myself.
He has never come to a college reunion. He married one of my roommates but I haven't kept in touch with her, either.
I have seen him on facebook. I hope he's happy. He has kids. I have looked at his children's photos and youtube postings and wondered if we would have had kids like that. They look nice. They look sweet and happy and they clearly love their dad. I wonder what I missed with him.
I did notice that he looked at my LinkedIn profile a few weeks ago. I have to admit that made me really happy - that maybe he hasn't forgotten about me and maybe doesn't hate me. I don't want him to hate me. I just want him to have a good life.