Wednesday, November 9, 2016

In which Primo shares with me that Jack wants to discuss manscaping with him and I try to plug my ears and sing loudly

Primo: Jack broke up with his girlfriend.

Me: So?

Primo: He said he needs to get his stuff trimmed.

Me: What?

Primo: He needs the male version of a Brazilian.

Me: What? Why?

Primo: Because he's dating again and wants to be ready.

Me: No! Why is he telling you this? What IS it with your family and the sharing of deeply intimate information?


5 comments:

  1. My neice does that work, can't spell the name of her license, and she shies away from the manscaping. Says it is horrible.

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  2. It's been a LOT of years since i was in the dating market, but i have to say that i think a manscaped ... errrr, body ..... would cause me to laugh. Maybe i need to get a subscription to Cosmo and catch up.

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  3. While it can be a kink, I think someone who needs their partner to have a smooth - umm - area may just be a closet pederast.

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  4. If Primo's brother is really serious about upping his game, he'll need to consider Scrotox. Yes, it's a thing. Cosmetic botox to remove the wrinkles...

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