Primo: Will the signs bother your mother?
[Primo and my mother do not agree politically.]
Primo: Uh oh.
Primo: She'll be offended.
Me: Well, she probably won't like them. So?
Primo: Should I take them down?
Me: What? No! She doesn't agree with you, but she would never, ever say anything. She's not like that.
Primo: Right. Neither were my mom and dad.
And we laugh merrily.