Primo: I can't believe you left all this bacon on your plate.
Me: I ate the lean out of it. That's just the fat.
Primo: I can't let this go to waste.
Me: You cannot eat those chunks of fat! That's disgusting!
Primo: It's the good part!
Me: It's gross and besides, it's cold!
Primo: I'll warm it up.
Me: It's still gross. I cannot believe you are going to eat that.
Primo: It's not like it's Oscar Mayer. It's Benton’s: It's the good stuff.