Primo: You don't have enough chocolate in your house.
Me: There's an entire chocolate drawer in the refrigerator.
Everyone has a chocolate drawer, right? And a bin full of Nutella and chocolate peanut butter in the basement, next to the leftover M&Ms from Halloween that yes, I totally intend to use this year because do kids notice if candy is a year old? No they do not.
Primo: I mean like chocolate cookies.
Me: There are chocolate graham crackers in the cupboard.
Primo: These have high fructose corn syrup in them!
Me: Then don't eat them.
Me: I mean it. Are you a man of your principles or not?
Me: PUT THEM DOWN!
Primo: I'm going to eat them anyhow.