Primo: I have to work on my speech.
Me: Your speech?
Primo: Yes. I will have to speak tonight at the BBQ.
Me: Keep it short.
Primo: Yeah, I am thinking five minutes.
Me: What? No! Five minutes is wayyyyy too long. One minute. One. One hundred fifty words.
Primo: That is too short.
Me: You are going to piss people off. It's a BBQ - they want to socialize, not listen to long speeches.
Primo: This is a political event!
Me: Remember at our reunion at the party Leebron's house and he gave that speech and would not shut up? Nobody wanted to hear him! Nobody wanted to listen to a speech! We wanted to talk to our friends!
Primo: This is politics, not a reunion.
Me: I don't know. I don't think anyone ever wants to listen to speeches. I don't.