Me: I'm stopping the diet soda again.
Primo: Why? Because you have a headache?
Me: No. It's just too expensive. Even on sale, it's four
dollars for a 12 pack.
Primo: Do you know how much I spend on wine?
Me: Sort of.
Primo: Every time I drink a glass of Ridge, it costs four
dollars. And every-
Me: Stop! I don't want to know!
Primo: Buy the Dr Pepper.
Oh man, but Ridge is totally worth it. Even at $4 per glass.
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