Primo: I have to tell my mom! She’ll be so excited!
Me: One. She won’t. They hate me. Two. No! You don’t tell people until you’re past 12 weeks.
Primo: Why not?
Me: It’s the rule.
Primo: But my mom – this will make her happy. This will be her first grandchild.
Me: She has Michael and Maria.
Primo: You know what I mean. The first grandchild who is her blood.
Me: Yeah, your family is really big on that whole blood relation thing.
Primo: Let me tell her, please.
Me: No! I’m not even telling my mom. We’re certainly not telling yours. We can tell them after the 12 weeks have passed.