Primo: My mom and dad think you are marrying me for my
money.
Me: Oh! Are you rich?
Primo: They think I am.
Me: No, seriously – is there something I’m not seeing here?
I have more assets than you do. It’s the money from the sale of my house –
which, may I remind you, I was within $300 of paying off when I sold it – that
gave us the fifty percent down payment for this house. You gave all your money
to ex-wife so you could get a divorce. And your mom and dad have disinherited you,
so it’s not like I have their enormous estate of a poorly-built house in a
place I would never want to live to look forward to.
Primo: They think you are lazy and just don’t want to get a
job again so you are just marrying me.
Me: They think I am marrying you to get out of working?
Primo: Yep.
Me: Ha. Tell them I am marrying you for sex.
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