Me: If your mom were dead, I would tell your dad to go f*** himself.
Primo: Oh I'm sure it would not be the first time someone has told him that.
PS Is there really any reason not to spell the entire word? Isn't it a little precious to substitute asterisks? We all know what I said. I said the actual word. What fiction am I trying to maintain, anyhow? That I am so refined that I never cuss? I try not to - I think it is vulgar - but sometimes, it is the only thing to do.