Tuesday, September 22, 2015

In which Primo claims visiting his mom and dad is fiscally responsible

Primo: At least we're saving money with my being at my mom and dad's.

Me: How's that?

Primo: Because my dad buys all the food. I do all the grocery shopping with his credit card.

Me: Our daily food expenses are not that high.

Primo: That salmon cost $20!

Me: It's two pounds! There are at least - at least - four meals in that.

Primo: Yes.

Me: So basically we're saving five dollars a day by having you be gone? I would pay five dollars a day not to have to do all the extra stuff I have to do while you're gone.

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