Me: But she's not my mother!
Primo: She's in the hospital!
Me: The last thing she wants is to talk to me. She doesn't even like me.
Primo: You don't even want to talk to your own mother!
Me: Nope. I hate talking on the phone. And I love my mother and I still don't want to talk to her.
Primo: So are you going to just not call her for Mothers Day?
Me: No! She's my mother. She wants to be called. I love her. I will call.