Primo: At least I didn't throw any cheese when I got home tonight.
[This two minutes after he reconfigured the squeeze points on the toothpaste, which was 46 minutes after he got home.]
Me: Thank you for meeting the minimum standard for civilized behavior.
Primo: You mean, "Thank you for not being an asshole?"
Me: Yes.
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