In which Primo abandons me to go canoeing by himself

Here is what my wonderful husband has done for me today:

He has left me alone at the cottage with nothing but the water, the sun, and my library books.

He is going canoeing by himself. He is not insisting that I go with him. He is leaving me by myself.

I love that man.

(Along those lines - last year, my sister was posting photos on facebook about her big birthday celebration weekend in Las Vegas. I commented that, Hey! How come I wasn't invited? She answered, "Because I know how much you hate crowds and too much togetherness." She knows me so well.)