In which I tell Primo we have to get our affairs in order so that when we die, my sister is not stuck spending months dealing with our crap

Primo
I have been going through papers for months. I finally finished last night around 3:30. And some of them (a small percentage) were only partially sorted and will end up at home! My parents didn't do it right.

Me
nope

Me
we cannot leave that kind of mess for Jenny

Primo
I promise to go through anything that goes home with me quickly.

Me
good

Me
I will help

Primo
Jenny lives faster than you. She may die first.

Me
you are once again missing the point

Primo
If only we had kids so that we could burden someone with a job like this.

Primo
It would be different for a sibling.

Me
it is selfish not to have your affairs in order

Me
nobody should be burdened like this

Me
someone else could cut our grass and shovel snow, too

Me
if only

Primo
They were going to get around to it someday. Just not "today," whenever that was.

Me
yeah well look how that worked out

Primo
There was no deadline. Why act if there is no deadline?

Primo
What did you mean about our grass and snow?

Me
there was a dead line

Me
they were going to be dead someday

Me
and nobody knows the hour and the day

Me
a kid could cut our grass and shovel snow