Primo scanned and sent this list to me.
I think it is fabulous. I think it is great. Caring people who are planning for their death - because we all die - and trying to figure out how to make life easier for the ones they will leave behind.
Primo: Except they never did anything on the list. Not one single thing.
Me: Not one?
Primo: Nope. They had time. My dad had time to watch porn on his computer. If he had time for that, he sure had time to take care of these things.
Me: Oh man! Dump three boxes of booze bottles every Monday?
Primo: No. My mom meant three boxes - three booze boxes - of papers from the spare room.
Me: Oh. But they still had that many liquor boxes that they could do that?
Me: When did they make this list? As in, did they leave me off the jewelry list on purpose? Or was I not around yet?
Primo: I don't know. It was on paper. Let me look on the Mac.
Me: Oh you don't have to. Just curious.
Primo: It's from 2010! You were around!
Me: They hated me.
Primo: Yep. Stephanie was mentioned. [They badmouthed Stephanie all the time.] The other really bad thing about the date of the list is that it was five years ago! They did none of those things in 4 1/2 years!