Primo: You don't want to get busy? But I've been gone for over a week!
Me: Yes. And you have just returned. And you have brought into my house the ashes of dead people, boxes and boxes of junk that we will have to sort through, and a cockroach.
Primo: That doesn't get you excited?
Me: Shockingly, no.
You can't even see what's behind the sofa or behind me in the dining room. Sly and Doris, reaching from beyond the grave to still ruin my holidays.