Thursday, March 31, 2016

In which Primo thinks I should be all excited to see him and his stuff

Primo: You don't want to get busy? But I've been gone for over a week!

Me: Yes. And you have just returned. And you have brought into my house the ashes of dead people, boxes and boxes of junk that we will have to sort through, and a cockroach.

Primo: That doesn't get you excited?

Me: Shockingly, no.


You can't even see what's behind the sofa or behind me in the dining room. Sly and Doris, reaching from beyond the grave to still ruin my holidays.


1 comment:

  1. I feel your pain!
    Can you build a shed in your back yard to store it...and accidentally strike a match?

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