Primo: No! They were a gift for my mom's 25 years of service to blah blah blah.
Primo: But my mom!
Me: I guess I can use them to stake tomato plants.
Me: Then for what?
Primo: For hiking! They are hiking sticks!
Me: And when is the last time you hiked?
Primo: You said you would maybe go hiking.
Me: I lied. And if I do do it, I want "leisurely stroll," not "need a stick to climb."
Primo: You don't want to go on that hike like we did on Point Reyes again?
Primo: But it was beautiful!
Me: So you were going to take the sticks on the plane to California?
Primo: I dunno.
Me: Could we please stop accumulating junk?