Me: I'll keep this little leather notebook. It has only two pages of writing on it. I can tear them out.
Primo: Let me see.
Me: What is it?
Primo: It's a log of some sort.
Me: Of what?
Primo: Oh! Of when he exercised - and when he had a BM.
Primo: He kept track of his bowel movements. Looks like every other day. He also noted the days he went to Publix and when the cleaning lady came.
Me: I don't know what to say.
Primo: I do know that they had to buy different toilets when they moved into the house.