Saturday, August 6, 2016
In which Primo misunderstands the fundamental purpose of a clothesline
Primo: Did that towel blow down?
Me: No. Why?
Primo: Because it's pinned differently from how I did it.
Me: I was taking them down and realized they were still damp so I put them back up.
Primo: You did not pin them with the same care and precision I did.
Primo: Why not?
Me: Because the purpose of hanging clothes on the line is for them to dry. Period.
Primo: But you are not doing it right.