Primo: My dad doesn't want to go to rehab. He wants to go home.
Me: I guess he could do that if he hires help. It's his money.
Primo: He says Maria [Primo's niece] could stay with him.
Me: Well, sure. If she wants to. For company.
Primo: He says she could spend the night.
Me: As long as he doesn't expect her to do anything but keep him company.
Primo: I know.
Me: It is completely unreasonable for him to think his 22-year-old granddaughter would empty his urine bottle or take care of even nastier issues.
Primo: MAYBE she could make his supper. Or serve him something that's already been made.
Primo: I need to talk to Jack [Maria's father] so he can set dad straight on this.
Me: He is not going to take advantage of that sweet girl.