I just picked Primo up from the airport. We are home.
Primo: I found porn stash number two.
Me: Oh no. What - what was it? Books?
Primo: Some books.
Me: That's not so bad. Erotica.
Primo: And photos.
Primo: Of them.
Primo: Nude photos. Of my parents.
Me: Please tell me at least they were old photos of them a long time ago.
Primo: They were from the 60s.
Me: So they had to send them out for processing?