Wednesday, November 18, 2015

In which Primo finds even more stuff that makes you go "Ewww"

I just picked Primo up from the airport. We are home.

Primo: I found porn stash number two.

Me: Oh no. What - what was it? Books?

Primo: Some books.

Me: That's not so bad. Erotica.

Primo: And photos.

Me: Photos?

Primo: Of them.

Me: What?

Primo: Nude photos. Of my parents.

Me: Stop.

Primo:

Me: Wait.

Primo:

Me: Please tell me at least they were old photos of them a long time ago.

Primo: They were from the 60s.

Me: So they had to send them out for processing?

Primo: Polaroid.

8 comments:

  1. no one EVER wants to know that about their parents!

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  2. I hope Sly and Doris' complex allows outdoor burning! I couldn't bear to feed those into the shredder!

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    1. I didn't even think of that! How satisfying...

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  3. We found Nazi themed porn when we cleaned out my late uncle's place. I don't think he actually agreed with their ideology, but it was still disturbing to come across and have to deal with. We also found remnants of 40 years of Mexican amphetamines (this was in southern Texas). The comforting thing was that we weren't quite sure that his death wasn't suicide, and we think if it had been suicide he would have gotten rid of this stuff. I chose to view finding these things as evidence of not suicide anyway. Sorry Primo had to deal with this, along with everything else.

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    1. Sprky, that sounds like a really sad time for your family. I am sorry.

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  4. AHHHHHHH! And Primo can never un-see those photos and you can never un-hear his story about the photos.

    Those of you older people out there who have weird stuff, please burn it NOW so that your kids don't have to find it someday.

    My husband found a Viagra prescription once in his dad's office and we were all skeeved out for awhile. Naked photos would send us off the deep end.

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