Primo: What do I do with those photos of my parents?
Me: The naked ones?
Primo: Yes.
Me: Don't bring them into this house.
Primo: No.
Me: I mean, whatever consenting adults want to do, I don't care. But I don't even want to see naked photos of people I like.
Primo: What do I do with them?
Me: You don't want to put them in the trash. I wouldn't want someone else to find them. Not because I think they would be offended, but this is personal and private about your parents. Although I get the idea your dad would be happy to have them in the public eye.
Primo: I don't know.
Me: You could burn them.
Primo: I could.
Me: You would get to play with fire.
Primo: Oh! There is a shredder in my dad's office. I can just shred them.
Me: OK. And put the rest of that stuff in the trash.
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Ick. Burn them all! And dispose of the, um, equipment somewhere far from the house.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking shredder...
ReplyDelete- AC
Shred the photos. Then burn the shreds. Then pour water on the ashes. Then stir.
ReplyDeleteThen pour the porn-ash-water down the storm drain.
DeletePerhaps an exorcism
ReplyDeleteUse them as Ted's reimbursement....
ReplyDeleteIt may be redundant as he is a p****.
Delete"We understand you're concerned about getting your fair share from the estate, so here you go!"
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