Primo: Oh! I am invited to a party tonight!
Me: Who has a party on Christmas?
Primo: Political people.
Me: OK. Better said - who goes to a party on Christmas day? It's a day to spend with the people you like! With your family!
Primo: Maybe for when people finish with the family stuff?
Me: Oh! Right! It's for people who don't want to be with their families.
Me: If we had been invited to a party when we were at your mom and dad's for Christmas, I would totally have gone, just to get away from your mom and dad.
Primo: Me, too.