And Christmas stuff with a glaring cat who wants the dot NOW

Primo: Oh! I am invited to a party tonight!

Me: Who has a party on Christmas?

Primo: Political people.

Me: OK. Better said - who goes to a party on Christmas day? It's a day to spend with the people you like! With your family!

Primo: Maybe for when people finish with the family stuff?

Me: Oh! Right! It's for people who don't want to be with their families.

Primo: Maybe.

Me: If we had been invited to a party when we were at your mom and dad's for Christmas, I would totally have gone, just to get away from your mom and dad.

Primo: Me, too.