Me: I called that guy Steve - the one whose dog bit you - and left a message asking him if he'd delivered the signs.
Primo: Oh! He called yesterday and left a message for me.
Me: What did he say?
Primo: I don't remember. I guess I have to listen to it again. I don't even know his last name - I just think of him as "Steve Dog Bite."
Me: Me too! I even wrote it down that way! [I hold up a list of volunteers and phone numbers and indeed, there is a "Steve Dog Bite" on there.]