Primo: That old lady I met last night who wanted to show me her JFK memorabilia collection?
Primo: She's called me three times since last night!
Me: Oh no.
Primo: She wants me to come see her Frank Sinatra stuff and she's telling me about the Presidential exhibit at the main library.
Me: Bless her heart.
Primo: She's lonely.
Me: And she thinks you're that nice young man who came to her door.
Primo: I don't really have time to talk to her! But her phone number comes in as "unknown," so I can't screen her calls.
Me: Why don't you invite her to the fundraiser on Saturday?
Primo: She's really weird. And she reeks of cigarette smoke.
Me: Good reasons.