Saturday, March 30, 2013

Sunday Oct 21 The new Jenny Craig

1. Primo has now lost 15 pounds since the campaign started. He is starting to look gaunt.

2. I have not lost 15 pounds.

3. We are down to once every two weeks for [wxyz]. I really and truly do not know where career politicians find time for an affair. We would rather sleep.

2 comments:

  1. Well, if Primo is as "thorough" at wxyz as he is when buying bacon, I'd say once a fortnight should be more than enough. Don't be greedy - we want you to be able to walk. I think career politicians see "affairs" like fast food.

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