She is still dead.
Maybe that will work.
Then today a catalog from Boston Proper arrived but for me.
|Just to prove I am not making it up about the fringed, cuffed sweatpants|
I buy leather not because I am kinky (as far as you know) but because it doesn't wrinkle, it is easy to wear, and won't go out of style. Also, it doesn't collect cat hair. And because it Holds Things In and Smooths Them Out.
It is possible that Boston Proper (don't even bother going there - their clothes are tacky) got a mailing list from WHBM. But I buy from WHBM online. I do not shop from catalogs. Ever.
Doris got tons of catalogs.
I suspect that BP used to send catalogs to Doris and that I told them to take her off their mailing list so they started sending their junk to me instead.
Which brings up so many interesting questions:
1. Why would they think that a woman of my age would be interested in the same kind of clothes as a woman Doris' age?
2. Doris wore t-shirts with cats on them - and I think we can all agree there is nothing wrong with that - but do cat t-shirt wearing women wear outfits like the one above?
3. Even if Doris had been a little more elegant in her clothing, Stacey and Clinton would steer her away from the outfit above as being completely not age appropriate.