Me: Oh man. Another piece of junk mail for your mom.
Primo: And there is no postage-paid return envelope.
Me: It's one of those companies that preys on old people, so there is no email contact. Give me the phone.
Primo: Are you going to call?
Me: Yes. I am tired of this crap.
Call center person blessherheart: [lots of BS]
Me: Hi. I would like you to remove my mother in law from your mailing list. She is dead and we are not your target demographic.
CCP: OK. I will take care of it.
Me: Wait. Don't you need me to tell you who she is?
CCP: I have that information, ma'am.
Me: What is it?
CCP: I can't tell you.
Me: You can't tell me what information you have?
CCP: No ma'am.
Me: Then how do I know you have the proper information?
CCP: I'm sorry ma'am I cannot give you the information.
Me: You cannot tell me what information you have so I can tell you that yes, that is correct, and you don't care what information I have?
CCP: I am sorry, ma'am.