Wednesday, July 20, 2016

In which Primo uses a new shaving cream that makes me gag and when he explains that it belonged to Sly, it all makes sense

Me: Oh yuck! Are you using that same new shaving cream again?

Primo: Yes.

Me: That is nasty! I can taste it!

Primo: You can?

Me: Yes!

Primo: You are weird.

Me: The other day, when I was cooking and you used it, I thought there was something wrong with the food.

Primo: You are really weird.

Me: Why are you using it?

Primo: I have a can and a half of it - should I stop?

Me: No, that would be wasteful. But why did you start in the first place?

Primo: I brought it back from my mom and dad's.

Me: Oh. So this was your dad's?

Primo: Yes. It's super cheap.

Me: Of course.


  1. So he didn't pay for it? Toss it!

  2. I don't know how anyone can use super cheap shaving cream. It would be easier to shave with tree pruning tools.

  3. There may be men's shelters that will take toiletries, although they might balk at the half a can. Full ones should be OK, though.

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  5. It's probably past it's "good until" date, too.


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