Wednesday, July 20, 2016

In which Primo uses a new shaving cream that makes me gag and when he explains that it belonged to Sly, it all makes sense

Me: Oh yuck! Are you using that same new shaving cream again?

Primo: Yes.

Me: That is nasty! I can taste it!

Primo: You can?

Me: Yes!

Primo: You are weird.

Me: The other day, when I was cooking and you used it, I thought there was something wrong with the food.

Primo: You are really weird.

Me: Why are you using it?

Primo: I have a can and a half of it - should I stop?

Me: No, that would be wasteful. But why did you start in the first place?

Primo: I brought it back from my mom and dad's.

Me: Oh. So this was your dad's?

Primo: Yes. It's super cheap.

Me: Of course.
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5 comments:

  1. AnonymousWednesday, July 20, 2016

    So he didn't pay for it? Toss it!

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  2. bobbleWednesday, July 20, 2016

    I don't know how anyone can use super cheap shaving cream. It would be easier to shave with tree pruning tools.

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  3. The Cosmic AvengerWednesday, July 20, 2016

    There may be men's shelters that will take toiletries, although they might balk at the half a can. Full ones should be OK, though.

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  4. The Cosmic AvengerWednesday, July 20, 2016

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  5. webbWednesday, July 20, 2016

    It's probably past it's "good until" date, too.

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