Primo: Hey. That woman who sold me the computer?
Me: Yes.
Primo: She used to live in the house next door.
Me: Before Regina?
Primo: Yes.
Me: Oh!
Primo: She said the owner was a hoarder.
Me: That guy told us there was still coal in the basement!
Primo: She said you couldn't even see through the windows.
Me: Wow!
Primo: In honor of the house's history, I don't think we should throw anything away.
Me: Sure. If you never want to get laid again.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
Or as Zoe Washburne once said: "Remember that sex we were planning to have, EVER again?"
ReplyDeleteA girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do... even if it's threaten to not do. good move.
ReplyDelete