Thursday, July 21, 2016

In which Primo tries to revert to his roots

Primo: Hey. That woman who sold me the computer?

Me: Yes.

Primo: She used to live in the house next door.

Me: Before Regina?

Primo: Yes.

Me: Oh!

Primo: She said the owner was a hoarder.

Me: That guy told us there was still coal in the basement!

Primo: She said you couldn't even see through the windows.

Me: Wow!

Primo: In honor of the house's history, I don't think we should throw anything away.

Me: Sure. If you never want to get laid again.

2 comments:

  1. Or as Zoe Washburne once said: "Remember that sex we were planning to have, EVER again?"

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  2. A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do... even if it's threaten to not do. good move.

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