Primo: My dad has this idea and you're invited.
Primo: He wants to rent a motor home -
Primo: And drive it up the East Coast -
Primo: To his sisters' so we could put my mom's ashes in their family plot.
Me: No. No. No. I am not spending a week in a motor home with your dad. No.
Primo: I told him you have to work.
Me: Tell him I am washing my hair that night.*
* Primo had never heard that expression before.