In which Primo gets yard signs that do not have to be folded and then stapled in 12 different places

 and it is worth the extra $1.10 per sign - these cost $3.50 each vs the $2 something that the signs cost four years ago - not to deal with the drama and the paper cuts and the damn staples.

Signed,

The Woman who assembled hundreds of yard signs for the first campaign, a task that required stapling each sign in ten different places and involved many many paper cuts, even though you wouldn't think that heavy paper could give a person a paper cut (it can)

We are rich people now, spending big bucks on yard signs.