In which Bernice goes to the beach

You go, Bernice! If a person can't wear a bikini at Waikiki when she is 80, then what is the point of getting that old?

In which Primo and I go on vacation to the time share I do not want to own but Ted stays quiet for A MONTH and I get very lazy about blogging and I discover Bernice, the woman I want to be when I am 80 years old

What is the sequence of events that led to an 80something woman - Bernice, let's call her - removing one not both of her knee-hi nylons and hurling them at her 40something lover, Raul, who speaks almost no English? And missing?

In which a church-affiliated retirement home sends a promotional mailer to Sly and Doris

1. Who are dead and
2. Who would have wanted nothing to do with an Episcopal retirement community because of all those stupid people who believe in God.*



* I have many atheist friends who do not have a disdainful attitude towards believers, including my biology lab partner from high school, Jessica, who is both an atheist and a UU minister. But Sly and Doris - they were not tolerant of the beliefs of others.