As Dolly Parton said, "I don't mind dumb blonde jokes because I know I am not dumb and I know I am not blonde."

Someone wrote this about my blog on some review site. I think I am flattered - but is being a prat a good thing or a bad thing?

Well, as long as it brings readers, I guess I am happy! So welcome, makeupalley.com readers! Glad to have you.

Oh my god you guys will LOVE THIS BLOG for real. Blog to vent about this woman's in-laws and +

some other weird life stuff, but the in-laws bits are the best far and away. They hate her and she also seems like a prat, but she's funny as hell and her in-laws be CRAAAZY

http://diaryofagolddigger.blogspot.com/search/label/outlaws

In which weird stuff starts happening in the campaign so I have to postpone posts until after the election

Oh you guys. There are weird people out there. But weird people = great material, so I just smile and take notes.

However, some of these weird people could potentially be very damaging if they ever read this blog, so I am going to be discreet (sort of) and delay some posts until after the election, as I did with Primo's first run for office. I will post innocuous stuff here up until November, but the truly bizarre events will have to wait.